hehe, bash.org is cool.
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* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
<Surago> how else do you hug someone?
<kaori> There are
<kaori> different ways
<kaori> to hug people
<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
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<DrkNrg`> i once knew a man who took some acid and he thought he was a fire engine, it was kinda funny until he pissed on my lighter
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<xa-mua> i think i’ll go rent seabiscuit
<reboot> you leave my wife alone!
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<Altoid> "There are now fewer than 30,000 orangutans left and it is likely that they will become extinct in the wild in as little as 20 years’ time if this decline continues"
<BridgetJ> awwww poor orangutans
<Altoid> I knoooow
<Altoid> 😦
<dregn> i think we should eat more of them
<dregn> enjoy them while they are still around
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<Handy> There are 2 kinds of people in the world.
<Handy> 1. Those who need closure.
<Marko> And?
<DavyP> AND?
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<phxafk> i spent the past hour doing leet network diagnosis
<phxafk> i flexed every single last one of my skillz
<Diz> to what end?
<phxafk> i meditated on the problem
<phxafk> i consulted the big book of hardware
<phxafk> i consulted oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls
<phxafk> what i shouldve done
<phxafk> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER
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<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair
<Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
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<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I’d get up and leave
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<Tirlas> I remember the dream vividly… I don’t know how to express it 😦
<Schroe> My suggestion is to use words and phrases in English grammatical structure.
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<Sean>: Yeah I thought of it while I was getting a snack.
<Jay>: Snacks, is there anything they can’t do?
<Sean>: Umm… I was going to say provide sexual pleasure, but I’ve heard you can have sex with banana peels.
<Jay>: brb
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<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare
<goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense
<goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian
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<Fluidmist> so, who wants to come to mexico with me?
<technophobe> i would, but i dont speak mexican
<Fluidmist> i thought you spoke spanish.
<techophobe> i do, i dont speak mexican though
<Fluidmist> are you serious?
<technophobe> what? yes
<Fluidmist> who wants to be the one to explain this to him?
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<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it’s a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate
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<Video> anyone know where to get nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Best Buy
<Video> anyone know where to get FREE nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Wear baggy clothing to Best Buy
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<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it’s harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so 😛
<reuben> it looks stupid
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<Bender`> When i was little i took a bath with my dad and when he stood up from the tub his penis slapped me across the face
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